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♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
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♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪
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♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪
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♪ Up and away... ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Sorry, can't stay... ♪
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Glasses!
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Smoking.
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♪ I gotta let the people know
I'm gonna be late... ♪
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Come on.
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Fishes!
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Hey!
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What's up?
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Oh, my God, there's a jacket.
So cool, that jacket!
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- Hey.
- You all right? Hey!
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I love you, baby.
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- You're so great.
- Hey, happy birthday.
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Hey!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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High five! Yeah, high five!
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Hi! How are ya?
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Whoops!
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Hey.
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Hi. Hi.
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Sweet birthday baby.
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Maxine. Come here.
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I fucking love you so much.
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Ooh, I love you, too. What's up with you?
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I got to split.
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♪ Gotta get home
Pick up the phone ♪
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What the fuck?
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- I got to go find Alan.
- Oh, Alan, of course.
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- Do you know Alan?
- No, I don't and I'm your best friend.
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I put together this party for you
and your friends,
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and you're just gonna leave?
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Co-dependently speaking,
I'd love to lie to you
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and tell you I'll be back in an hour,
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but I think our friendship
can handle me being honest with you.
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♪ Gotta get home
Pick up the phone ♪
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- ♪ Gotta let the people know... ♪
- Don't leave.
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Huh.
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♪ Down by the sea
She knew a sailor who had been to war ♪
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♪ She never knew a sailor before ♪
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♪ She never even knew his name... ♪
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck?
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Oh.
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Why did you do that to me?
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I don't know.
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I'll get you a shirt.
If you want, you can still go.
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Okay.
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♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
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♪ Gotta get home
Before the morning comes ♪
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♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪
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♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪
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♪ Up and away, got a big day
Sorry, can't stay... ♪
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It's back.
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It's all back.
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♪ Gotta get home, pick up the phone ♪
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Please?
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Please, please, please, please, please?
Please? Please?
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Please, please, please, please?
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Yes!
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Yes!
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I miss you, little buddy.
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We fucking cracked it.
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I want to give you extra to celebrate,
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but we know that would swell
your swim bladder and kill you, so...
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I gotta go find Nadia.
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What's wrong?
You hate that shirt? Too much pirate?
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It looks good.
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Max, I can't go down those fucking stairs.
I'm scared I could die.
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Don't be crazy.
You're fine. You can do it.
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Come on.
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Hey, Mike. Good to see you're back.
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- I'm on the phone.
- And you're still a dick.
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Nadia, take my hand.
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Take it.
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Take it.
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Let's go down together.
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- Oh, whoa, sorry.
- Sorry.
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Hi.
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I haven't noticed you before.
Are you always here?
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- I think so.
- Yeah.
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All right, well, I'll see you around.
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See you around.
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Come on, man.
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Come on.
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Fucking open the fucking door.
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Fucking A, man.
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Hey! Hey, can you let me in?
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I'm Alan Zaveri's friend.
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No.
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Hey.
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This is a no smoking building.
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Fuck, how'd you move that quick?
What are you, a White Walker?
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Will you put this goddamn thing out?
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My wife smoked a lot,
and she died of cancer.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Put it out, please.
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Listen, listen, listen.
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Between you and me,
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I have recently encountered death
numerous times,
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and I come bearing some good news.
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Life is like a box of timelines.
You feel me?
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No.
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I don't understand what you mean.
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Suffice to say
that while yes, on this plane,
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your wife is dead and smoking kills,
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somewhere she is alive and well
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sipping a mai tai on a beach, uh...
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on horseback, smoking a cigarette,
maybe with Fabio.
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No Fabio.
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God, you're making me jealous.
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He's a very attractive man, Fabio.
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You're still smoking.
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- You're not gonna let me in, are you?
- No.
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Don't be mad. You're very nice, though.
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Thank you.
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You're nice to look at too. Sorry.
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Not so bad yourself, Joe.
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All right. Thanks for watching out
for the neighborhood.
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- You be careful, will you, please?
- Yeah, sure.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Stop smoking.
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♪ Okay ♪
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- Oh, you look like you're on a mission.
- I am.
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- It's the best way to do a party.
- Hey, Lizzy.
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Go with purpose.
Triggers people's curiosity.
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Have you seen Nadia?
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I haven't for a while.
She probably caught some tail and left.
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You know, she can do whatever she wants.
It's her birthday.
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Let's be honest. It's not it.
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She'll do whatever she wants
regardless of the day.
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Oh, Jordana, this is...
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I'm sorry. I didn't...
Uh, what's your name?
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It's... It's fine. It's Alan.
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- Alan. Hey.
- Hey.
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I love the name Alan.
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They don't have
any cranberry seltzer here.
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- You want to go to the deli?
- Yeah.
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I'll go with you.
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Uh...
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You... You know,
Nadia wanted me to tell you...
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she regrets telling you that you
shouldn't adopt those mastiff puppies.
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She said that?
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Yeah. She thinks
you would be a great mother.
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See? I told you.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry I'm so emotional.
I have... I have my period.
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I'm about to get mine. She's the alpha.
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I'm gonna go change my tampon.
Thank you for telling me that.
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Uh... yeah.
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Take this.
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It has good karma.
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Ah, fucking A. Oatmeal?
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Hey, man.
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Hey.
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Hey, Oatmeal.
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Horse.
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Yeah, Nadia. Oatmeal!
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Oh, you think this is your cat.
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This little fucking slut belongs
to no one, but yes, that's my cat.
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What's your deal?
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What is anyone's deal?
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Life is a fucking nightmare, right?
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Being a person is a fucking nightmare.
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And that is why I love
this little fucking guy.
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Come here.
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- He wants to go to you.
- Yeah, he does.
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- You choose her?
- That's right.
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You choose her?
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- Hi, sweet one.
- I think he chooses you.
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My little baby boy, you're back.
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- I owe you one.
- You let me cut your hair?
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Well, I gotta go meet up
with my friend, but...
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some other time.
We got time. We finally got time.
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I could really help you.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Hey. Ferran, have you seen Nadia?
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You know Nadia?
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Oh, no, no. No, it's not like that.
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I mean, well...
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Well, once, but, you know, it was...
it was casual.
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Don't worry. Okay, look.
I just need to ask her a question.
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Well, she'll be around
to check up on her cat.
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Oatmeal, right?
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Holy shit, man!
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This totally out of character.
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Yo, good for you, Alan.
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Ooh, should I call you James Bond?
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What? No. I'm not James Bond. I'm Alan.
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Yo. Hey.
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Do you sell, um...
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uh, nitrous oxide?
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- Like full-on actual tanks?
- Do I look like a dentist?
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Yeah, okay.
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- You should look into it.
- Come on.
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- You hear what I just said?
- Yeah, yeah, we heard you.
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What's wrong with you?
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Brrr.
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- Shut up.
- You shut up.
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Let's get
whipped cream or some shit.
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You're out of control, dude.
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- Fuck off.
- You're out of control.
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Ow. Ow.
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- Dude, I am so pumped for tonight.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Are we gonna call it
or are we gonna keep...
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I mean, if we can't get this...
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- I can get us some blow.
- I have a coke guy as well.
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- You both have coke guys?
- Yeah.
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- Do you not have a coke guy?
- I am a coke guy
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Look who I found.
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The wild one caught again.
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Feral motherfucker.
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Sweet as can be.
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Here. Come here.
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How are you? I missed you.
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- Hey, Ferran.
- Nadia.
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Show us some of your best condoms.
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Alan.
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Alan, are you okay?
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Hey. So happy to see you.
I'm so glad you're alive.
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You know what?
Give me a little space, hippie.
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Nice scarf.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Nadia, you seriously don't remember me?
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I'm sorry, man. I think I just have
one of those faces, you know?
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No.
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No, no, no, Nadia, you do know me. We...
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We die, we come back,
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and now we're trying to figure out
how to make it stop.
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Oh, my God. All right, man, you're
starting to give me the heebie-jeebies.
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If you're not the Nadia who remembers me,
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you could die permanently.
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I need you to remember me.
I need you to.
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- Look, dude, dude, hold on, hold on.
- Man, I need you to back the fuck up.
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- Do you know this guy?
- No.
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- I know her better than you do, Mike.
- Do we know each other?
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- You're fucking my girlfriend.
- I didn't fuck her yet.
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- Well, I'm not your girlfriend.
- Not her.
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One of your grad students.
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Oh, Jenny?
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Oh, my God, you are
seriously a fucking dick.
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It's not a deal breaker for me.
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- Okay.
- All right, come on.
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- We didn't get the condoms.
- Also not a deal breaker.
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Eh.
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- Okay.
- Raw dog!
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This way.
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Oh, fuck me. Oh, God.
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Alan! Alan! Be careful, dude.
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What the hell?
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Alan, you're just drunk, all right?
Let's go get you sobered up.
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No.
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No, n... nothing even matters anymore.
258
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,723
My failure is a failure is a failure.
259
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:07,017
Hey, look, man. I know you're wasted,
but I don't give a fuck.
260
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,686
No, no, no, no. Beatrice!
261
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:10,855
Man, fuck, fuck, fuck Beatrice, okay?
262
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,940
- You're the person I care about.
- Don't touch me.
263
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,859
- Don't!
- Hey. Hey, man.
264
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,737
- I'm trying to save your life.
- Hey, Little Red Riding Hood.
265
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,739
Is this sad man messing with you?
266
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,116
You know, like, take a left at Disneyland.
267
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,242
Are you all right?
268
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,637
- I just broke it, man.
- That's okay. We'll take care of it.
269
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:26,805
- I'm sorry.
- Just... Just...
270
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,432
- Not you fucking guys.
- But I'll fix it.
271
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,792
Are we gonna play this game all night
or are we leaving together?
272
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,876
Ah...
273
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:37,840
You are making me want to throw up,
Daffy Dick. Get the fuck out of here.
274
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,885
- She says that like it's a problem.
- Okay, that's it. Everybody out.
275
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,970
I gotta help my friend.
I'm sorry, you too, Nadia.
276
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,933
No, no, no. I don't think you understand.
He's my friend too. I know him.
277
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,775
- Look, you don't know him like I do.
- Alan.
278
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,810
He's in a bad way. Inner circle only.
279
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,520
Dude, I am inner circle.
280
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,404
No, you're not. Come on.
Give me five minutes.
281
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,441
- You're fucking up, man.
- I'm fucking up?
282
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,737
Alan, come on, man.
283
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,594
Nadia, I know.
284
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,805
I know. You're...
you're a skeptical person.
285
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,307
I respect that, but you are
making decisions tonight
286
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,434
that are putting your life in danger.
287
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,978
- My God, this guy doesn't give up.
- I know.
288
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,523
Nadia, you're gonna get hit by a car
and die tonight.
289
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:39,819
Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Is this some kind
of a creepy Dead Zone scenario?
290
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,822
- You're actually harassing us, okay?
- Yes, you're harassing.
291
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,385
He's fucking with you to fuck with me
292
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,784
because I made his girlfriend
see God or something.
293
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,661
- Let's go.
- Wait, you make people see God?
294
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,496
- Yeah.
- I'll take it.
295
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,666
What I do with my time
is my business, my choice, baby.
296
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,709
No, no, he is not a choice.
297
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,962
He is the hole where the choice should be.
298
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,466
You need to back the fuck off, all right?
299
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,303
Ten feet or I'm not responsible
for what I might do.
300
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,138
Yeah.
301
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,684
- Yeah.
- I'm just trying to...
302
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,311
consensually screw
this young lady in peace.
303
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,816
Okay, looks like somebody's trying
to consensually screw
304
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,068
this young lady in peace.
305
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,533
No. No.
306
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,244
Now do guys like blow jobs
or that's a rumor?
307
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,787
Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em.
308
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,122
- Oh, yeah?
- Big fans.
309
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,707
I'll tell you what else too...
310
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,652
- I fucking want you.
- Oh, okay.
311
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,716
Fucking right here.
312
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,846
I'll get at it right now.
313
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,891
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
314
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,481
I'm just too busy. I can't.
315
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,753
Hi.
316
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,516
Hey, uh, I'm just gonna grab this two-top.
317
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,308
I'm trying to keep an eye
on that gentleman.
318
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,384
I'm worried he might kill himself,
but I got to keep it on the QT, cool?
319
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,679
- What you having?
- Cup of coffee. Thanks.
320
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,642
Hey, Alan.
321
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,227
Hey, Alan, are you awake?
322
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,520
Mmm.
323
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,438
Oh.
324
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,649
Fuck, uh... I gotta take this.
It's my girlfriend.
325
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,943
Just give me two minutes, all right?
You stay put.
326
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,029
Hey, just grabbing some food with Alan.
327
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,115
Yeah.
328
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,906
Oh, yeah, thanks.
329
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,161
Fucking God damn it.
330
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,628
- Do you have Nadia's number?
- Yeah.
331
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,714
- Can you call her for me?
- Why?
332
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,466
- Tell her I found her cat.
- I can't lie about Oatmeal.
333
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,403
Why don't you have her number?
I thought you knew her.
334
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,388
I do know her. I know her better
than she knows herself right now.
335
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,141
I do have her number.
336
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,434
Oh.
337
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,399
Yeah.
338
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,090
Ah...
339
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,219
- We really skipped the condoms, huh?
- Yeah, we did.
340
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,180
Don't worry about it.
341
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,939
Hey. Did Oatmeal show up?
342
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,193
No, but Alan's here
and he wanted me to tell you...
343
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,361
Who? Dead Zone? Nice fucking guy.
344
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,697
You tell
this Cronenberg-looking motherfucker
345
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,240
that I don't like stalkers.
346
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:56,700
Mostly.
347
00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:02,539
He said that you owe him $152,780.86.
348
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,418
All right, uh...
349
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,004
I need cigarettes anyway.
350
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,633
What the fuck?
351
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,011
She's on her way.
352
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,054
Ah.
353
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,147
- Hey.
- Want me to go with you?
354
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,732
No, you lazy fuck.
355
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,068
And you don't get points
for offering, either.
356
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,987
Listen, don't touch my stuff
while I'm gone.
357
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,531
- I'll know.
- All right.
358
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,326
Oh, Jesus. Fuck.
359
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,915
That's a lot of messages.
360
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,801
Hey, man, can you spare some change?
361
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,177
Spare some change?
362
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,263
- I can do better than that.
- Yeah?
363
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,479
You're supposed
to get down on one knee, aren't you?
364
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,651
Let's... Let's... Oh, uh...
365
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,945
I thought you'd never ask.
366
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,238
- Yes!
- Yeah?
367
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,115
- Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
368
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,408
A hundred times yes!
369
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,619
Whoo!
370
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,121
Let me see this.
371
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,204
Wow.
372
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,416
- Here. Come with me.
- Yeah?
373
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:28,834
Uh, this way.
374
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,045
No funny business, okay?
375
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,882
- I'm a married man.
- Yeah.
376
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,633
We're, uh... We're true.
377
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,765
Hey, Horsey.
378
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,559
We got one.
379
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,396
I bet you want a hit.
380
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,855
Yeah.
381
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,984
You gonna pay for that?
382
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,069
Yeah, of course.
383
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,196
Yeah, of course.
384
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,076
What's in that wallet?
385
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,708
You know what? Take... Take it all.
386
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,669
Take everything. I don't need any of it.
387
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,297
I don't need any of it anymore. No. Here.
388
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,091
Yeah. Take it.
389
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,053
All right. All right, enough.
Let's get out of here.
390
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,888
Hey, haircut, is he with you?
391
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,598
- Yeah, man.
- Fucking loser.
392
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,893
- Okay, we're gonna keep his things.
- All right, good for you, man.
393
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,326
Uh-huh.
394
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:49,289
Okay, man, you have got exactly as long
as it takes me to buy these cigarettes
395
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,166
to tell me what the hell is happening.
396
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,335
You told me that time is relative.
397
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,879
Actually, your buddy Einstein said that.
398
00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:00,384
Metaphysically speaking, you and I
are intrinsically and inexplicably linked.
399
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,343
Mm-hmm.
400
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,179
And I'm convinced our true purpose
is to to connect with each other,
401
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,390
if not help save each other's lives.
402
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,768
In another world, hopefully
you are doing the same for me.
403
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,310
Time's up.
404
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:16,775
I know where Oatmeal is.
405
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,945
- Where?
- In the park.
406
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,613
Hmm.
407
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,658
Let's go get him.
408
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,753
I mean, this is
a very particular challenge.
409
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,630
What's wrong?
410
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,716
Alan, I am worried about you
411
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,676
and I'd like to keep you
from hurting yourself.
412
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,470
Mmm-mmm. I feel terrific.
413
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,098
All right, Alan,
I... I know what you're up to, okay?
414
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,741
And I'm sure that you do feel fantastic
415
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:53,228
'cause that's how a lot of people feel
when they've decided to kill themselves.
416
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,312
The emotional buoyancy,
giving things to strangers,
417
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,232
proposing to gutter punks, et cetera.
418
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,903
I'm sorry. Can I lay down? Uh...
I just... My heart's palpitating.
419
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,662
Are you gonna put me to sleep?
420
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:13,789
Mmm.
421
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,502
Yes. Yes, I am.
422
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:18,961
Oh.
423
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,506
Mmm.
424
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,175
Would you like to hear a story?
425
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:25,302
Sure.
426
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,595
Okay.
427
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,180
There we go.
428
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,103
Did you ever hear the one
429
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:39,691
about the broken man
and the lady with a death wish
430
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:40,901
who got stuck in a loop?
431
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,568
Tell me.
432
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:46,698
Once upon a time...
433
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:50,660
there was a very special boy named Alan.
434
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:52,829
And one day...
435
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,415
life got to be too much for him.
436
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:59,294
So he decided to take a walk
off the side of the roof.
437
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,838
But on his way down,
438
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,673
a very tough lady,
439
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,134
who looked like if Andrew Dice Clay
440
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,637
and the little girl from Brave
made a baby,
441
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,014
she caught him in her crazy hair...
442
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,308
like it was a dolphins' net.
443
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,519
I love Brave.
444
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,646
And I love Dice...
445
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,191
which I'm sure
will eventually become problematic.
446
00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:23,860
Anyway...
447
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,656
uh, even though the girl caught him...
448
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:31,284
well, now, you see,
she wasn't in such hot shape either.
449
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,288
You see, life was too painful.
450
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,583
Or they were too fragile.
451
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,587
But either way you slice it,
they just couldn't hack it.
452
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,549
And then one night...
453
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:48,593
something miraculous happened.
454
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,638
They made it through alive.
455
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,519
Yeah, he's... he's around here somewhere.
456
00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:58,894
Yeah.
457
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,982
All right, man,
how'd you know about my college fund?
458
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,651
- You told me.
- Mmm.
459
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,505
Well, I never talk about shit from then,
so it seems weird
460
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,948
that I would've told somebody
that I don't know that.
461
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:11,658
I'm telling you we know each other.
462
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,660
Okay, great,
what else do you know about me?
463
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,120
It's your birthday.
464
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:21,793
That's why it's weird
that you said I would die tonight.
465
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,422
I've always been superstitious
about this particular birthday.
466
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,505
'Cause of your mother.
467
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,100
Fuck. Nadia!
468
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,811
Nadia, wait. Look, I'm... I'm sorry.
469
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,855
I'm not trying to freak you out
or anything.
470
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:43,773
Oh, shit, look who it is.
471
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,192
No, I know that guy.
472
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:49,154
He's self-destructive
and he's fucking dangerous.
473
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,406
He does not seem to like you, huh?
474
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:55,619
Hey, he's mentally unstable. I'm serious.
Get away from him. The guy's crazy.
475
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,472
Okay, then.
476
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,039
Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Wait!
477
00:24:59,122 --> 00:25:02,292
Jesus Christ.
478
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,254
- Did you just save my life?
- Yeah.
479
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,338
Why?
480
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,715
I told you I know you.
481
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,680
I can't handle this shit, man.
This is just too much for me.
482
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:16,764
No.
483
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,042
No.
484
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:07,440
You damn dumb, dumb fucking cunt.
485
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,483
Fuck.
486
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,254
Fuck.
487
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,186
What's wrong?
488
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,983
I am so fucking happy
that you did not jump.
489
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,529
You promise
if I don't jump, I'll be happy?
490
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:57,782
I don't know, man.
491
00:26:58,491 --> 00:26:59,951
Absolutely not.
492
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,248
But I can promise you
that you will not be alone.
493
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,044
Okay.
494
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:12,630
What now?
495
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:17,344
Now we get the fuck off of this roof
before you change your mind.
496
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,523
I'm sorry. This is all about me.
497
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,317
Uh, I was seeing this girl, right?
498
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,112
And, uh, it's early days,
but it could be something, you know?
499
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,531
And she told me she's got
this crazy boyfriend.
500
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:43,870
And I took that to be hyperbolic, but I
never imagined that it would... you know?
501
00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:46,247
- What? What's the matter?
- Come on.
502
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,876
Hey.
503
00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,086
Whoa.
504
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,545
Nadia, where are you going?
505
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,338
Hey!
506
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,430
It's wild how they don't hit you
when you look both ways, huh?
507
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,737
We shall commence!
508
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,864
Yeah!
509
00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:20,782
♪ Yeah ♪
510
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:21,700
Follow me!
511
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,410
♪ I heard a funny thing ♪
512
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,912
♪ Somebody said to me ♪
513
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:26,995
Yeah!
514
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,916
♪ You know that I could be in love ♪
515
00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:32,711
♪ With almost everyone ♪
516
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:38,925
♪ I think that people
Are the greatest fun ♪
517
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:44,889
♪ And I will be alone again tonight
My dear ♪
518
00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:58,652
♪ Yeah ♪
519
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,239
♪ I said it's all right ♪
520
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,575
♪ I won't forget ♪
521
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:10,457
♪ All the times
I've waited patiently for you ♪
522
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,084
♪ And you'll do ♪
523
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:16,463
♪ Just what you choose to do ♪
524
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:22,594
♪ And I will be alone again tonight
My dear ♪